You know how this goes. You open a free tube with twenty minutes to spare and spend fifteen of them scrolling. Half the thumbnails have nothing to do with what you searched for. The other half turn out to be something you have already seen. By the time you find a video worth watching, the mood has left the building.
PornPatrons.com fixes the part every other tube ignores: getting you to the right video fast.
There is no account to create and no credit card to enter, and the pages run no pop-unders. You open a page, you pick a video, you press play.
More than you will ever get through
Start with the size of it. Over 260,000 videos in HD alone, sorted across 326 tags, 180 studios and 4,643 performers. More than 150 new videos landed in the 24 hours before this was written, and they keep coming every day.
The big names are all here. Brazzers has 3,713 scenes on the site, Evil Angel has 1,439, Reality Kings has 1,065 and Girlsway has 853. Then come the specialist labels you will not find so neatly organised anywhere else, from Scoreland to Nubiles to the JAV studios. The full list of porn studios runs from A to Z with the scene count next to each name, and it is a dangerous page to open if you have somewhere to be.
See what you are getting before you click
This is where PornPatrons pulls away from the rest. Every tag, studio and performer page opens with the facts: how many videos it holds, how long they run and how much of it is in HD.
Take the Lesbian page: 113,147 videos, 15 minutes on average, 61% in HD. Scroll down and there is a full breakdown by length, so you can see at a glance whether a page is mostly quick clips or full-length scenes. Want something longer tonight? The HD section runs about 20 minutes on average, and Vintage and JAV go well past that.
Then hover over a thumbnail and a short preview plays right there, so you can see the scene before you open it.
Three clicks to the right video
Here is how fast it works. Say you are in the mood for something slow and story-led.
Open the Lesbian page, and it tells you which labels do that style best. Click through to Girlsway and all 853 scenes are waiting. Find a scene you like, click the performer, and every other video she is credited in is on one page.
That is three clicks, and you never touched the search box. If you do want it, the search box covers tags, studios and performers as well as video titles, so whatever you half remember, it will probably find.
Follow the people you like
Most tubes treat performers as an afterthought. Here each of the 4,643 performers has a proper page with their videos, the themes they shoot most and their frequent co-stars.
Angela White’s page alone holds 737 videos at 19 minutes on average, and her list of co-stars is an easy way to find your next favourite. Enjoyed one scene? You are one click from the next, and one click from someone new.
Something new every time you come back
The homepage changes all day. One row shows everything added in the last 24 hours, and the next shows what everyone else has been watching this week. It is the quickest way to see what is good right now without searching for anything.
If you like knowing more about what you are watching, the blog has guides to the main niches and a live ranking of the biggest studios. Each page links straight to the guides that match it.
Next time you have twenty minutes, spend them watching. Open PornPatrons.com, pick a tag and press play. Then bookmark it, because you will be back.
